Words of Wisdom
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be there sitting next to you sayin "damn that was fun".
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
Although many men have tried through time I still have yet to find a way to drink for a living.
Work hard people on welfare are counting on you.
Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot. HAHA!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Live while you can because tomorrow is not promised to anyone.
Two wrongs dont make a right but three rights make a left.
There is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force.
Dont be a fool wrap your tool.
Sometimes to much to drink is not nearly enough.
No matter how hard men have tried we still cannot answer one question. WTF DO WOMEN WANT!
After a year of therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone".
EMINEM KICKS ASS
