hmmmm.... what to type, what to type...you know what? f*ck it. Thats right, f*ck it. ive been philosophising all day, and going to see my shrink didnt help any. She's a retred. And you know what? in the midst of all this, i made one, simple discovery that will change the face of western philosophy forever. Here goes... One of the most important things in life is to NOT, i repeat: NOT  BE ON FIRE!!! Trust me, Melting Flesh Charred Bones = BAD. Plain and simple. I know that might prove difficult for you pyros; ive been there. but you cannot get carried away!

oh, and another tip; if you carve a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name into your skin, or cut hands with your friend for a blood bond, do not let your parents, shrink, or anyone else who might report you see the wounds! 

that last bit of advice is probably useless, though, because if you carve bfs/gfs names into your skin, people probably already think you're insane, and virtually noone has a real, true enough friend to cut hands with. Most people dont get close enough to be true friends because either they're a**holes, or they're distrustful of even their closest friends, (though its often isnt their fault) which isn't surprising in this morally bankrupt shi*thole of a world we live in now. And besides that, there is the growing fear of AIDS, that prevents people from wanting to even touch other people's blood, nevermind bleed into each other. 

   (but that doesnt keep them from screwing anything that walks)

                                                                                         ...reality bites.