Words of Wisdom
Stewie: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."
"I was bored!!!"
"Don't worry about it; in the end it will all appear to have been a dream.... or you'll wake up and realize it wasn't! [oops]"
"Did I tell you about the time we went in the car with all those hot, sexy guys and had a lot of.... oh.... I forgot.... that would be a complete turn-off. Let me go back to the story about the history paper we're writing." -Anonymous