Words of Wisdom
I am NOT a dumb blonde!!!!!!
Last but not least,guys,if you were more sensitive you would get laid more!
''age is vital....maturity is optional.''--my friend Will
''When Life gives you lemons,Suck It''---Anna
Nacho: Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... It's for fun
''The body is meant to be seen,not all covered up.''---Marilyn Monroe
''Once I had love and it was a gas,soon turned out to be a pain in the ass''---Blondie
''I'm not a smart man but I know what love is.''---Forrest Gump
''I ran.I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.Then,I ran some more.''--Jack from Fight Club
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
John Ciardi
Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain