Words of Wisdom 

- "Love is a feeling you feel when you're about to feel a feeling you've never felt." --Geraldine
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
- Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?
- If Walmart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?
- Friends know the person you used to be and the one you've become, and love you anyway.
- A simple friend hates it when you call after they have gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.