AGAINST f*ckING ANNOYING a**holeS SENDING CHAIN MAILS TO EVERYONE, READ THIS!
Hi
I am suffering from a fatal
disease, aweful school results, virginity, of fear of being kidnapped
and killed by anal electrocution, and of feeling guilty cause I don't
forward like 50 f*cking billions of chain mails sent by people who are
stupid enough to think that if they forward it all, a little
six-year-old girl stucked with an arm in her ear, living in Bangladesh
is gonna make enough money to get an operation so that her parents
don't sell her to a horror museum.
Are you idiot enough to
believe that Bill Gates will give 1000$ to each person who will forward
"his" e-mail? Are you a natural a**hole or have you caught fire when
you were young and your parents had to hit you with a shovel to
extinguish the flames?
Oooooh listen to this onw! If I read all that dumb stuff and make a wish, I will get all the boys that I want..right...
Yea, so the malefic imp is
going to sodomize me while I'm sleeping if I don't forward this chain
mail that was begun by Jesus in year 5 and that was brought to Canada
by Jacques Cartier and that if it continues till year 3000, it will be
in the Guiness Records for the longest stupidity chain.
If you really want to send me something, at least make it interesting.
I received every possible
kind of boring message such as: "Send this to 50 persons and an
extraterrestrial will receive 5 cents after every 90 fowards." Tell you
what, I f*cking don't care.
Try to think for a moment, and see to what you contribute, it's probably to your own unpopularity.
THE 4 PRINCIPAL CHAIN MAIL
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First type
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Make a wish!
Seriously, make a wish!!!
STOP!
Now, so that you feel
really guilty, see what I will do. First, if you don't send this to
5096 people in 5 seconds, a diabolic goat will rape you and then dump
you down a building in a mountain of shi*t. And it's true!! Because THIS
letter is not like all the other ones. This one is TRUE! Seriously,
this is how it works: Send this to 1 person, 1 person will be f*cking
angry after you. Send this to 5 people, 5 people will be f*cking angry
after you. Send this to 10-20 people, 10-20 people will be f*cking
angry after you and may be working out a plan to kill you.
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Second type
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Hello and thank you for
being dumb enough to read so attentively this piece of junk. See,
there's a little boy in Afghanistan who has no arms, no legs, no
parents, even has no testicles. The life of this kid could be saved,
cause every time this e-mail is sent, a dollar is given to the
One-Armed Kids Fundation, Unijambist and Unitesticles of Manicouagan.
Oh! And don't forget that we have absolutely no means to know the
number of e-mails that are sent and that all of this is only shi*t. So,
do the following stupidity: Send this e-mail to 5 persons in 47
seconds. Don't forget that if you accidently send it to 4 or 6 people,
you're gonna die instantaneously. Thanks again!
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Third type
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Hi! This chain mail exist
since 1897. This is incredible because computer didn't exist at this
time. Also, there probably didn't have idiots like now who had nothing
better to do. Here is how it works: Forward this to 15 067 persons in
the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you. Example:
*Strange story*
Bob Wong was coming back
from school on a nice Sunday afternoon. He had recently received this
letter but had ignored it. He stumbled on a 2 cm stone, fell in the
sewers, has been sucked in a pipe into a
very-brown-dirty-and-smelly-tidal-wave and then fell down a 200 floor
building. Not only did he smell very bad, he was dead! This could
happen to YOU!
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Conclusion?
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If you receive a chain mail
that threaten you of making you lose your luck or your I.Q. for the
rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, forward it. Stop annoying
people by making them feel bad about a leprous of Botswana who has no
teeth, who has been fastened to a dead elephant during 27 years, and
that his only chance to survive is the 1 cent that he is gonna get
after each sent e-mail.
Well thank you, Have a nice day...
