ONE
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
TWO
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a f*cking mongoloid.
THREE
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FOUR
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
who the f*ck cares?
FIVE
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
SIX
Little 6th graders who are on this
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
SEVEN
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
EIGHT
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
NINE
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A f*ckING MORON
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
