About Me 

People seem to like me because I'm polite, and am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks......... Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48, and am what some people would call mentally retarded.


Actually, i'm a pretty simple dude... there's only four things that i need to be happy.

Words of Wisdom 

Well another season has passed, and nobody sent me any money to buy a sled...... WEAK! You guys really let me down! Ah well, I'm really feeling a change in the air for 06/07... ther's lots of time b4 the snow flies again. So, please E-mail your donations to Jer's sled fund. At burningtree2003@yahoo.com. THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS! As if I don't get a sled next year, I might have to start snow-blading!!!!!!
Please help b4 it's too late!


-Ask and you shall recieve

-Never hold in your farts... they'll travel up your spine to your brain. That's where shi*tty ideas come from;)

-Don't underestamate the power of positive thinking... you can do anything you put your mind to!



Just moved to Calgary...... It's on!