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Class Five Snowboards
Providing a surface for creative expression.

 

Class Five Snowboards is officially the must have of the winter. Background: a bunch of snowboarders spend years living in a shack in the mountains. After 25, they graduate and get real jobs, only to realize that it’s not for them. They leave to pursue a dream. One, an engineer, designs and makes a snowboard press. The others, use their art and design skills to influence a new wave of board style.
 


Published On: 11/21/2007
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MY PROBLEM IS NO PROBLEM

Alan Perry

 

 

FIRST A SHORT ESSAY

A problem in one’s thinking or living can be magnified when thought about too much. Lamenting mistakes and accepting that one will make more blunders heavily affect self-image. Because this is a part of my personal philosophy my main problem is denying I have any issues. My way of life is perfect for my mindset. Anyone who tells me otherwise is the colonial English in Africa. However prizing my judgment over that of all others sometimes gets me in trouble. It is important that I learn to value the opinions of others as much as my own beliefs. In the meantime I will just forget that I sometimes discredit other people and it might stop.  

Self-fulfilling prophecies make up one’s life. When one talks or thinks about one’s self he or she paints a picture of personality. People with low self-esteem often talk about how many problems they have. Telling another person that one has an issue allows that problem to become part of the picture. People with drug problems worry all the time that they are dependent on substances. Possibly just through concern over a problem one is more drawn to the issue. If I sat around all day worrying that I have trouble getting work done I would have never completed this essay. Sadly because I thought I could just write this up in a jiffy I may of overlooked something. Those who believe they are always in the right make more mistakes then the truly self-conscious. Because I rarely ask for help or clarity I did not know if this essay required any examples from other writings. Some people scream when they see spiders or tell people they have problems peeing. My big problem is that if this essay is without a bibliography it might receive less credit. However because my words are all my own I really should be in the clear.

 

My only problem is I have very few self-proclaimed problems. Some people acknowledge their problems and find they repeat mistakes regardless. I try not to ask for help because I do not want to be dependant on it. Not having much help opens the door for creativity but it can cause blunders as well. In school my ability to take direction overshadows my ability to take directions and I go without guidelines. Creative environments thrive on this kind of thinking. However, in a capitalist society such an ideology is social suicide (Or so you would think)

 

Now The Real Story

The answer to my problem resides within the thought that my ideology is social suicide. Until my eighteenth birthday on June 16th 2007 my ideas were simply the ideas of a confused teenager. However, now it is important that I speak only what I know to be true and not what I think might be going on. A personal statement was asked of me when I applied to university and I wrote the truth. What I did not know was that this personal statement was not sent by the University but by the RCMP. I only know this now because I have come to terms with my past in the last three days. If my days at UPEI were the final puzzle pieces in what investigators would call the most elaborate sting in the history of man I give the administration kudos on it’s fine work. Most of the allegations against me are those of the people who would not like to be implicated. Another whole bunch of allegations are myths, unless I have video evidence I cannot imagine doing any of the things people have taken from me in points of weakness and delusion. People I wanted to be mentored by never took me seriously because I thought I was normal. When I was attending Master’s Academy all I knew was that people didn’t like me even though they didn’t know me. I could never get a strait answer so I made up a very bad persona. Now I had something to work myself back from so that maybe people would accept me. Of coarse people pretended to accept this like people had pretended to accept me for my entire life. I have no idea how long it took me to go from Junior High to high school. I remember writing the tests but being unsure about the answers, but somehow I passed. The movies I like are all movies about a stranger who did not fit in society. My all time favorite movie is an Adam Sandler movie about a young man who never went to school and when he wanted to go he was sent knowingly into an environment that he was not accepted in. But when people would ask me why I liked the movie I could never come up with an answer. My parents always told me they didn’t like Adam Sandler, but they could not produce a tangible explanation either. 

My only memory of kindergarten is being able to count higher than all the other kids. In grade one I could not understand why I thought girls were so interesting when everybody else hated them. I was in choir and enjoyed it but people told me I was gay and crazy and I thought it was because I wanted to sing. I never wanted to be a singer, or a trained money making machine but I was defiantly indoctrinated with those ideas. I never understood why my teachers would take me out of class and tell me about all my potential. I did not even understand what the word meant. All I know is that I lived with my parents Brien and Peggy who loved me so much it seemed like a joke. Paranoia was and still is my reality. Of coarse my parents have been asked if what I say is true and they look at you with horribly sad eyes and deny it. It’s the same way I have glared gloomily into the eyes of the people in this world who have lied to me. This puppy dog eye look had become a common thing in today’s youth because it gets them what they want. I always knew a man could not do such things and get away with it but I was young and able to make mistakes. I remember know my parents asking me if I wanted to meet Samual L. Jackson. I refused at the time because I thought he was just coming to Calgary to see if what people said about me was true. Of coarse when I actually did meet him I was scarred because my parents took me on what I thought was a birthday dinner. Of coarse Samual L. Jackson was there, sitting close to our table, most likely with ears as open as can be. I just walked right up to him and told him that I thought he was a great man. When he heard me say that I liked him in pulp fiction one of the women with him cried out “lame!”. I quickly thought to change my approach because it was obvious my current one was not right. So I told Mr. Jackson that his performance in Star Wars was better, how could I? Oh it was easy, I had just been re-brainwashed into believing I was going for my birthday lunch. 

I am going to walk back to UPEI now but I will probably be picked up on the way. They will kill me in prison it’s all over TV, at first I had to be indoctrinated with the great Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, They made me believe I was really getting an education. People laughed at me when I said I was going to UPEI but I thought it was because it was not a respected school. But no, it is a respected school because it is supposed to be the place that brought the dangerous criminal Alan Perry to Justice. If you are reading this I am most likely dead or waiting to stand trial.  Sadly because I have relized this finally they probably won't give me a trial. 

 

I will never drink or do drugs again no matter what a drill sergeant or a Nazi, Darwinist, Rapist, Policeman says or does to me. You have broke my spirit by feeding me false kindness good work gentlemen. 

 



Published On: 10/1/2007
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.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict (24 October-22 November)
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THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

 

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes (22 May-22 June)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
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Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
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Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

 

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MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
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telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

 

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
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.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)
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awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.

 

.:TAURUS:. The Tramp (21 April-21 May)
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as
........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very
funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person
you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most
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.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (23 November-22 December)
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not
one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.



Published On: 9/25/2007
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Business Ideas

Are you looking for a unique business idea? As you'll soon discover, new business ideas are everywhere! You just need to know how to cultivate them. By following a few simple steps you can generate tons of good business ideas during the course of a single day. Your only challenge at that point will be deciding which business to start! Here are some fast ways to generate good business ideas::

1 Read your local newspaper as well as at one other large city newspaper everyday. The best choices for a big city newspaper would be The New York Times or Washington Post since they offer cutting edge news stories and are usually the first to recognize upcoming trends. Read these newspapers with a pencil in hand so you can underline unusual ideas, trends and new business openings. Jot down any ideas that come to you as you read.

2. Become familiar with your local yellow pages as well as the yellow pages of other large cities. The yellow pages contain a wealth of good business ideas. By knowing what businesses are already out there, you can add a unique twist to an already established concept and have a completely new business idea. Again, be sure to write down your ideas as they come to you. You'll want to refer back to them later.

3. Go to a large bookstore in your area and flip through some of the many magazines and trade periodicals. Focus on niche magazines targeted to a particular interest or reader. How could you adapt a business idea in one niche to satisfy the needs of a completely different niche or target group? For example, a travel magazine notes that spa vacations where people are pampered and given special treatments are in large demand. As you flip through a publication for the dog enthusiast., you might ask yourself if a vacation dog spa would be a viable new business idea.

4. Learn to eavesdrop. When you're standing in line at the bank, learn to listen to people's complaints. Their unsolved problems and annoyances can potentially be goldmines if you can come up with a good business idea that solves them. Keep your notebook handy to jot down any thoughts that come to you. Some of the world's greatest businesses have been built on the basis of customer complaints. For example, you might be standing in line at the grocery store and hear someone complaining that there's no place to get a quick and healthy sandwich in your area. You then make a note to investigate the potential for a drive through deli serving healthy sandwiches.

5. Question everything! Don't blindly accept the fact that something must be done a certain way. Ask yourself if there's a better way. Learn to look at problems with fresh eyes and an open mind. By cultivating this mindset, you'll be a sponge for new business ideas.

6. Network with others both online and offline. Join a business or marketing club in your area as well as your local Chamber of Commerce. Attend their meetings and get the inside track on you local business environment. Sharing thoughts and ideas will stimulate your mind to make new connections and come up with unique business ideas. Join online business forums that focus on new business concepts.

Reading

through the old posts should spark a lot of new business ideas.

 

7. Learn to free associate. When an idea comes to you, don't censor it! Write it down as quickly as possible before you can come up with a hundred reasons why it can't be done. Don't impede the creative process by analyzing ideas at the time they come to you. There'll be plenty of time for that later.

As you can see, you can train yourself to be a business idea machine by surrounding yourself with fresh new sources for inspiration and keeping an open mind. Discover how rewarding it can be to have your mind flooded with new business ideas. You'll never be at a loss for a good business idea again.



Published On: 9/17/2007
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My Journal: DEAR MAYOR,
By: Taiwan_Vaughan


 

Dear Mayor,

 

I’m one of those people that say they’ve been “saved”. There are a lot of us now, 32 million worldwide and the numbers are climbing rapidly. Although still relatively small in comparison with other clans, our institution has been the driving force behind popular fashions, cutting-edge music, film, and most modern art since the day our culture spawned 60 years ago. Whether alone, or in large groups, our place of worship is never limited to a church, temple or mosque, as we’re free to practice anywhere we like. Though seen in some ways as a cult, what binds us as a whole is not Jesus Christ, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha or even Hello Kitty. In fact our “fundamentalists” are no more than professional athletes, and our scholars produce what become our “bibles” in the form of magazines and DVD’s.

 

Never sure of whether to call itself a sport, an art, or even a new religion; skateboarding has always been in a league of its own. Together we skateboarders are a secure and unified nation. We share the same joy, the same pain, the same culture, all without needing a single leader to lead us, or boarders to fence us in. We are multinational, and within each of the countless counties we occupy we have no trouble being multicultural. All ages included, our way of life is physically and mentally healthy. A vast majority of us are staying out of trouble and away from a life of videogames while our games are often seen as a vast improvement over others. In the past decade, according to the American NSGA (National Sporting Goods Association) our relatively young sport has been replacing older sports such as Badminton, Billiards, Golf, Soccer, Baseball and Softball, Tennis and Table Tennis, Mountain Biking, and even Basketball, both on the Play Station and in the real world.

 

It was 17 years ago I started skateboarding. Since then it’s been without a doubt the most positive element in my life, and like so many guilt-ridden Catholics I feel indebt to its existence. Though great for everyone, skateboarding is a perfect outlet for “at risk” kids especially. Personally, any time my life started to go downhill, or if I got into trouble, it was always skateboarding that brought me back to life. Skateboarding’s secret societal healing power is in how it naturally fosters a need to be different and allows those who do it to progress and develop a healthy sense of independence, giving them improved confidence in all walks of life. It provides kids one more opportunity to get outside and actually do something instead of get bored and into trouble. Skateboarding continues to support life long after childhood as well. Being closely connected with the skateboard industry grants an array of highly satisfying job opportunities. I myself make a harmonious living instructing skateboarding, shooting photography and video of professionals, writing stories for skateboard magazines and even designing parks and plazas to skate in.

 

As one of many grateful skateboarders in existence, I sense a strong need to introduce skateboarding to others, protect what has made it great and keep alive the things that attracted me to it in the first place. It’s my desire to “keep it real", to keep the roots or fundamental characteristics functioning and in intact. Like a farmer I make sure it has plenty of regular waterings, enough fertile soil to root in, and as much light as it can get. Being from the west I’ve witnessed skateboarding in its mature form and feasted on its much larger fruit. Taiwan planted the seed just 10 years ago and it, like many of Taiwan’s borrowed culture or sports, is still a slow growing, vulnerable seedling, in need of special care and nurturing, and must first be grown tall and strong before any type of fruit can be had.    

 

 

 

 

 

CURRENT ISSUES

 

In a land lacking translated magazines and subtitled DVDs from the western world, and no strong local history, the skateboard scene here is like an empty shell. Without a clear idea of specific origins, skateboarding and its surrounding economy suffers from the same thing the “Hip Hop”, “Punk” or other borrowed western “youth cultures” suffer from in Taiwan. It quickly becomes a short lived fashion show if not enough new fans know what makes those western scenes shine so bright to begin with, what spawned them, or how they grew so big as to notice them halfway around the world.     

 

In what looks like proof of this theory, over the few years I’ve been in the Taiwanese skateboarding scene, the Taiwanese participation in skateboarding seems as though it has stalled at a modest midway point, odd for a sport that’s #2 next to Snowboarding in a list of the fastest growing sports on the planet. “Faddism” has indeed set in as too many have treated it as meaningless fashion, doing little or nothing to sustain a push forward or to help Taiwan’s skateboarding evolve and grow into the kind of scene one would and should have seen by now.

 

Not helping the situation also, is the fact that in Taiwan, and in much of the surrounding countries in Asia, skateboarding and its appeal to young people have been used by official “outside” organizations and their corporate associates mainly as a way to help promote the next cell phone, or products that have very little, if anything, to do with actual skateboarding. At the same time, skateboarding and its high potential for boosting tourism and its many profound social health benefits are being ignored and thus not cared for or utilized to the full extent they could be. Official decisions and planning that are said to aid in the promotion of the sport of skateboarding in Taiwan are currently being made by those who would not dare step on a skateboard themselves, and since they don’t skate they naturally know very little about skateboarding. Unfortunately for the Taiwanese tax payers, these “outsider associations” and there confused ideas on skateboarding have been approved by the Taiwan government to promote skateboarding since it first appeared in Taiwan barley 10 years ago. The Chinese Extreme Sports Association (CXA), to name a major example, is officially approved by the federal government to build “skateparks” and put on promotional events in name of something called the “X-Games”. It is quite apparent to whom the facilitation is supposedly for, that these planners and organizers lack the essential skills, experience, and cultural knowledge needed to help produce a strong, long-lasting skateboard scene in Taiwan. In fact, most of the local skaters I’ve talked to believe very strongly that in the C.X.A.’s “misdeeds”, they and their fantasies about us, our scene and industry, may actually be doing more harm than good. It is becoming ever more obvious that what they lack is the involvement of proper expert talent, and in this case they need not search any further than the skaters themselves.

 

Taiwanese skaters have had next to zero say and with the experts shut out, the parks they steam ahead to build for us, using strange partnerships and at costs that are strangely much too high, lack the necessary user-input and are inappropriately designed. To this day there are over 20 caged-in “X-Games” parks in Taiwan (about one in every major town), all cookie-cutter in nature, and not a single one made with expert skateboarder input. Instead they merely copy what they’ve seen on ESPN (another “outsider institution” wanting in). Up until recently, Taiwanese skateboarders (most of them merely high school aged) were not able, and in some cases too lazy or even unwilling to organize to attain official status and proper government support. But now with worse and worse parks going up, and more and more corporations taking us for granted in these contests, and with less and less respect to our culture, we’ve had no choice but to take matters into our own hands. Even skaters as young as 13 are slowly starting to realize a few things, things that have led to something called the Taichung Skateboarders Association. To become a recognizable and respected group in our community, autonomous in our direction, less vulnerable to exploitation and in charge of what we need to sustain natural growth; we needed to form the TSA. With careful long-term planning, we believe Taiwan’s skateboard scene and its surrounding industry can attain the kind of greatness and exposure it normally attains in every other country it exists in once skaters themselves are in the driver’s seat.

 

 

 

WHY THE OUTSIDERS WANT IN…

The Big Money in Skateboarding

l          There are an estimated 32 million skateboarders in the world, 12 million of whom are in the U.S.

 

l           Skateboards and skateboard-related products, from about 300 manufacturers of professional-level equipment, generate approximately $5.2 billion in annual retail sales around the world.

 

l          “Tony Hawk Pro Skater” video game captured the #1 ranking in both sales and revenue for video game sales in 2000, and has continued to achieve top spot each year since.

 

l           The 2001 Nickelodeon TV Kid’s Choice Awards placed Tony Hawk as “Favorite Male Athlete” in front of Tiger Woods, KobeBryant, and Shaqille O’Neal.

 

l           Tony Hawk is the 9th most searched for Athlete on yahoo.

 

l           Skateboarding is growing faster than mountain biking, golfing and 50 other sports tracked by the National Sporting Goods Association.

 

l          “More Americans rode skateboards last year than played Baseball, according to the Sporting Goods Association.” –USA Today, Aug. 17, 2001

 

l           Since 1987 the growth rate for skateboarding has been 7.2 percent per year, while baseball declined 27.9 percent and basketball grew only 5.1 percent in that same period. (From the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association’s January 2001 "Sports Participation Topline Report")





PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

Visions for the future:

        Taiwan’s first real skater-designed skate parks and multi-use plazas

 

Skateparks should be much more than just a place to skate; they should be powerful generators. They should generate more skateboarders and keep them skateboarding forever after they start.

 

Involving the youth and those with greater experience has been proven to work in Canada, the United States, Australia, and all over Europe. In Canada I was one of the founding members of the Vancouver Skate Park Coalition (VSPC), a coalition of skateboarders and BMX riders fighting for a place of our own, something our government had refused to grant us for well over 20 years.

 

We first sought a single indoor facility for the long Canadian winters 9 years ago., When we finally got approval to build a, “for skateboarders - by skateboarders” park, it was a huge success. Since then we’ve managed to help construct over 50 (cost-effective) other ones, each better than the last. They’ve been labeled the best in the world by professionals and skateboard magazines for being the most “modern”, “creative” and “technically advanced” concrete skate parks in North America for years and years. They have been hailed by parents, teachers, the police and the government for providing a sustained positive outlet to practice challenging skills and spend one’s time in a safe, social environment.

 

Because of an organized and highly passionate, self-motivated group like the VSPC, Vancouver is now discovering the benefits of some of the first “multi-use parks and plazas” in the world. The parks are a place where the skaters and the public co-exist comfortably in the same area, livening up parts of the city in the process.




 

 

“X”tremely Misunderstood

 

Last but not least, we as a skateboarding society want to inform the rest of society (especially the one that watches far too much TV), that skateboarding is not all about rings of fire or daredevil freak shows. What we do is about personal growth and our own individual successes. To 99% of us, skateboarding is not “X-treme”. In fact most of us are offended by mere use of it. Some even detest the word extreme or any cute use of the letter “X” in relation to us, since it has literally come to symbolize the corporate exploits of our talent, image and positive energy. At the very least, the word “X”-treme“ reminds us of the overly used marketing propaganda that all too often bears a dorky picture of a phony skateboarder, serving only to further confuse the public.

 

Style or technique, it doesn’t matter, skateboarding is completely free and self-paced. To the average skater a televised corporate contest seems a lot like a cheap corny circus act, devoid of meaning or soul. The corporate sponsored contests in Taiwan are rarely judged by skaters and the courses that we are enticed to perform on are made even worse than the “X” parks. Attendance by skaters in the televised “X-Games” have gone down over the years as they begin to see the events are mere jokes. Skaters in Taiwan’s young emerging skateboard scene are now finally old enough, or awake enough to suspect a certain form of meddling and many are becoming increasingly disappointed or annoyed with them generally.

 

A park of our very own making (events included)… can change all that and do a much better job of promoting skateboarding and the positive roll it naturally plays in any modern society.

 

Our plan is to eventually build (and take care of) a skater-designed, multi-use plaza and park, as well as an indoor facility for skateboarding, art and music. I like to think of the idea as a “Stock 20” for skateboarders.

 

Your campaigns have always caught my attention as they often emphasize support for the youth and nurturing the diverse cultures that come to Taichung, as well as the quintessential importance of tourism. It seems you have a clear vision of what it will take to make Taichung a truly modern and international city, especially as it relates to your young people, the ones bringing new life and culture to the city.

 

The TSA would like to pull you away from your busy schedule and invite you to one of our monthly meetings to show you what we’re currently working on and discuss these issues in more detail.

 

As everyone knows, your young people truly are the future of Taiwan! ….Let’s help make it both a healthy and thriving one.

 

In sincere respect to you, your island, and all your people,

 

Vaughan Neville

 

TSA Interim Coordinator /

VSPC Foreign Affairs

 

 

 



Published On: 2/28/2007
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I took some quizzes on Blog things.....here's the url if you want to see the site a little bit more....http://www.blogthings.com/
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Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
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Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is high. You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love. Having your own life is very important for you... Even more important than having a relationship.


Published On: 2/21/2007
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The UBF: Episode One was released today and I waited a good month or so for this short film. The online film is approx. 10min long and it focused mainly on Paul Machnau even though there were other Globe Team riders in the film. Pro-Skaters like Chris Haslam, Mark Appleyard, Jake Duncombe, and David Gonzalez. David Gonzalez only performs one trick in the entire film (which he doesn't even ), so I dont think he counts as an appearance but whatever he was there. Some Team Riders weren't  seen such as Rodney Mullen, Matt Mumford and Greg Lutzka.

Paul Machnau was taking care of business with the rails, but what stood out to me was the kickflip to lipslide, the hip gap to lipslide, and the huge gap he ollied at the end his first part of his episode. I guess Paul's favourite trick for this video were the Lipslides and the Bluntslides since he did them quite a bit. Even though this Episode was focused on Paul Machnau, Chris Haslam had some great tricks in this episode. Like the One-Foot Tail Grab and the (Ride-in?) 50-50 to wallride. And Mark Appleyard's Heelfip Body Varial and Heelflip 50-50 trasition trick was dope!

The Cinematography in the Black/White segments felt somewhat post-modern with a slightly vague but interesting and creative concept. There was smoother transitions and I found it to be captivating aside from the skateboarding. The Filming of the skateboarding itself was very well done. Good framed shots, camera angles and camera movement. There were some shots that were quite unique at to the positioning of the camera and the movement. I also liked how the was a part at the end that ties Chris Haslam's Episode to this one. It hooks you into anticipation for the next episode if you haven't already after watching this episode.

Originally Written by (my friend) Christopher Phouipouy on the UBF site.


Published On: 2/15/2007
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Skate News: Skateboarding
By: skatesuicide


Skateboarding...

Its about opportunity. It is about creativity. It is about being creative enough to take your opportunities and make the best of them. Create fun. Create havoc. Create something new and original. Skateboarding is about looking at an object and seeing it in a completely different light than 99% of the people on this planet. Its about taking that object and adapting to it; applying a brand new technique to it. Skateboarding is about grabbing those opportunities; about skating that bank thats usually a bust except for the 15 minutes between 5:30pm and 5:45pm when the guards change shifts. Its about seeing opportunities where none had existed before. It's about creating those opportunities when none are apparent.

Skateboarding can be about pain. Skateboarding can invariably be about joy... all kinds of successes and achieving goals. It's what sets you apart from the peck down the street or the jock in English class that runs A&F gear. But you get out of it what you put into it. You'll find your skills improve with practice; your techniques improve over time. Your judgement even improves along with all of that eventually.

Skateboarding is about frustration The inability to land that trick. The inability for your parents or teachers to understand your obsession with a "useless piece of wood." Skateboarding mirrors real life like a charm. Success, setbacks, downfalls, disappointments, victories, defeats, slams, lands, learning and forgetting. This month, let's consider that. Around the next corner could be a COP or a brand new slick ledge you've never seen before. You may get harassed or assaulted; you may get sponsored; but there's only one way to find out. Don't be afraid, give it a good push and see what happens next. If you're scared, push a little harder. This isn't about skateboarding anymore this is about life, but for you, it may be one in the same.



Published On: 1/10/2007
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INAUGURAL "ARBY’S® ACTION SPORTS AWARDS" TO PREMIERE ON FOX, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10
 
X Games Champion Travis Pastrana Nominated Four Times;
Olympic Gold Medalist Shaun White Up For Three Awards;
Olympians Hannah Teter, Gretchen Bleiler and Lindsey Jacobellis Compete for Female Snowboarder of the Year

Fans to Begin Voting Online Now at
www.fuel.tv
 
The top action sports performances of the year will be honored at the inaugural Arby’s® Action Sports Awards presented by FUEL TV, airing nationally on FOX, Sunday, December 10. The ceremony will bring together the biggest names in skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, BMX, freestyle motocross and more along with dozens of celebrities from across the entertainment spectrum for one star-studded, high-flying show!
 
FMX star Travis Pastrana received four nominations following his double backflip performance at this summer’s X Games. Jamie Bestwick, one of the top BMX vert riders in the world, also received four nominations. Shaun White is up for three awards coming off his Olympic Gold Medal and Winter X Games Gold Medal snowboard runs. Lindsey Jacobellis contends for Female Snowboarder of the Year with fellow Olympians Hannah Teter and Gretchen Bleiler. The competition continues out of the water for surfers Andy and Bruce Irons, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Sofia Mulanovich, Rochelle Ballard and Chelsea Georgeson, among other top pros.
 
“Being nominated for one award would be special, but four awards is truly unbelievable,” said Pastrana. “I’ve had just an amazing year and to be recognized by the industry is an honor.”
 
Winners will be determined by the combination of fan balloting and a panel of expert judges, then announced during taped ceremonies on November 30. FOX will air the show nationally on December 10, at 2:30 PM ET/PT or 4:30 PM ET/PT either preceding or following local NFL coverage that afternoon (check local listings). FUEL TV, the only 24/7 network dedicated to the lifestyle of action sports, is hosting online voting now for fans and viewers at www.fuel.tv.
 
"FOX Sports is happy to be working in conjunction with our brethren at FUEL to bring the Arby's Action Sports Awards to the entire country," said FOX Sports President Ed Goren. "Action sports are growing in popularity every year, and this show highlights the best of the best."
 
The Arby’s Action Sports Awards is produced by Future Mainstream Productions and the award-winning team of Bob Bain and Mike Burg, veterans of such events as the "Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards" and the "Teen Choice Awards." FUEL TV is supporting the event with its signature red carpet series "Blue Carpet Special," a special preview show premiering November 6, and will re-telecast the Arby’s Action Sports Awards throughout December.
 
"The growth and popularity of action sports is at an all-time high and it is time to honor such amazing feats as Shaun White’s Olympic Gold Medal and Travis Pastrana’s double backflip at the X Games," said Bain. "Not only do children aspire to be the next Pastrana or White, but the music and entertainment industries have a true affinity for these sports, so we look forward to putting together a memorable event for viewers."
 
Arby’s has signed on to be the presenting sponsor and other major sponsors include Jeep®, Activision and Nike. "Through this event, we’ve been able to create an unprecedented integrated marketing platform to reach the highly sought-after male 14-34 demo in the fourth quarter," said Burg. "For a creative and aggressive marketer, the opportunities to work with the show are endless"
 
"This was a fantastic opportunity for us to partner with a brand new awards program that recognizes young athletes for extraordinary talents," said Debra Mager, Senior Vice President of National Advertising, Arby’s Restaurant Group, Inc. "These kids take risks and excel at being different, which is something we at Arby’s have always prided ourselves on."
 
A panel of industry experts nominated the top athletes in 20 different categories. Many of the awards are sport and gender specific such as Skateboarder of the Year (male and female) and FMX Rider of the Year. Achievements that transcend the genre have been nominated in categories such as Rider of the Year, Huevos Grande and Performance of the Year.

Go to www.fuel.tv to vote now!


Published On: 11/14/2006
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Abyss of the Oracle: Chronic Nothingness
By: Broderick


It seems the only time I have any creative output for this thing is when I feel either depressed or anxious....I wonder where all my energy goes when I don't feel like that. 

Aha! I have a goal! I'm going to get the name of 1 heavy metal band for every letter of the alphabet.... 


Published On: 11/10/2006
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Looking for Dope graphic designers with fresh ideas.
We looking for Vector,Grunge,Trendy, POP style designers to create many different things from logos, tshirts, hats,  stomppads, stickers and magazine ads

if you think you have what it takes please send an email to me with your online portfolio , or send attatched in a zip file along with a brief discreption about yourself.

winners will be giving the change to join the design team for a new snowboarding magazine.

also freelance photographers feel free to also send in you best shots to us!!!

my direct email
andrewthomasny@yahoo.com

im looking foward to seeing how creative everyone is!!!

Andrew

Published On: 11/6/2006
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Blink 182

Ther Are Three Punk Bands in this World today that are on the tops of the Billboard list, and and the tops of peoples favorites - Green Day, Fall Out Boy... and Blink 182.


         Tom Delonge              Mark Hoppus               Travis Barker





Early career (1992-1995)

In May 1993, Blink released a demo tape entitled Flyswatter, recorded in drummer Scott Raynor's bedroom. It was their first album and a 4-track was used to record the material, resulting in poor sound quality and according to Hoppus, only around fifty copies were produced. Their first real show took place at a bar and since they were underage, they were only allowed to enter when it was time for their set. They bought 50 tickets to sell, but no one came to see them. After only one song Blink was kicked off the stage and out of the bar. Before the end of the year, the band released another demo tape known as Buddha. Around 1,000 copies were produced by Filter Records (owned by Hoppus' boss).

In early 1994, the success of the Buddha demo lead to Blink being signed with Cargo Records. Blink recorded their debut full-length album, Cheshire Cat in just three days. The album contained a number of updated versions of songs that had appeared on the Buddha demo, such as "Strings".

Shortly after the release of Cheshire Cat, Blink was threatened with legal action by a pop band in Ireland of the same name. In order to avoid a lengthy lawsuit, Blink appended "-182" to the end of their name. There are several rumours as to why these numbers were ultimately chosen, such as their correspondence to the number of times Al Pacino utters the word "f*ck" in Scarface, the 1985 Timothy Hutton film, Turk 182!, their representation of Hoppus' ideal weight, or that they represent the position in the alphabet of the letters 'R' and 'B,' referring to the northern San Diego suburb of Rancho Bernardo. However, the band members have dismissed such claims and maintain that the numbers were picked at random. However, in one interview, Barker stated that the "182" was the U.S. radio code meaning 'homicide' (apparently confusing "182," the radio code for conspiracy, with "187"). During the pop punk boom of the 1990s, blink-182 was signed by MCA in 1996 which later became Geffen Records.

Dude Ranch-era (1996–1998)

After moving to Encinitas, California, the band recorded the album Dude Ranch in 1996 with producer Mark Trombino. The album was released in 1997 and was relatively commercially successful. The single "Dammit" did well on U.S. modern rock charts. The single "Josie" was also relatively successful. However, in 1998 the band experienced a setback. Raynor, who had a serious drinking problem at the time, was reportedly asked to leave the band or go into rehab. However, there are also reports that he departed in order to attend college. Raynor claims he agreed, but that the remaining band members fired him over the phone despite his acquiescence, citing that they were doubtful of Raynor's sincerity. His expulsion occurred midway through blink-182's U.S. tour. He was replaced by Travis Barker.

Rise to success (1999–2001)

For the 1999 album Enema of the State, the band hired Rancid and MxPx producer Jerry Finn, who became the band's permanent record producer. The album ws largely successful, propelling the band to pop punk fame and gaining a significant amount of airtime on MTVand Total Request Live (TRL). This was largely due to the commercial success of the songs "What's My Age Again?", "Adam's Song" and "All the Small Things"; and particularly due to an infamous music video for "What's My Age Again?" which featured the band streaking. Enema of the State sold 7.7 million copies worldwide, which made it their bestselling album to that point. The sound on the album was rooted in the same genre as earlier punk-rock bands such as NOFX, Green Day and The Offspring, but it was recorded and mixed cleaner and with less distortion, allowing it to be more accessible to the mainstream. Because of this, many fans felt the band had "sold out" and had strayed from its punk rock roots.

The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show: The Enema Strikes Back, blink-182's sole live album was released in 2000, featuring songs from their three albums: Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch and Enema of the State. The album included one new studio song, "Man Overboard," among the live renditions. Because it is no longer in print, the album is strongly sought after by collectors.

The band continued their commercial success with Take off Your Pants and Jacket (2001), which followed the same basic formula of Enema of the State. When the album was first released, there were several versions with different bonus tracks. These were titled "Take off," "Pants," and "Jacket," each of which were signified by a different sticker on the CD. Each version had two different bonus tracks. The tracks were "f*ck a Dog", "Mothers Day" and "When You f*cked Grandpa", all considered to be joke songs. The more serious numbers were "Time to Break Up", "Don't Tell Me That It's Over" and "What Went Wrong". Because of the different combinations, some long-term fans wanted to collect them all. However, the bonus tracks were only available for a limited time. A European tour (in the winter 2001) in support of the live album was cancelled in the aftermath of the September 11th attacks. Rescheduled dates in early 2002 were also cancelled due to Delonge's back problems.

 

Pop Disaster with band projects (2002)

In the Summer of 2002, blink-182 and Green Day co-headlined the Pop Disaster Tour, with support coming from Jimmy Eat World, Saves The Day and a relatively unknown band called Kut U Up. Leading up to the tour, DeLonge began writing solo material. This was mostly due to the way he felt in the aftermath of the September 11th terrorist attacks, feelings which were exacerbated by recent medical problems involving his back.

DeLonge slowly started to gather more and more material for a side project and it wasn't until he recruited Barker on drums and long time friend David Kennedy on guitar that his idea came to fruition. Bass would be played by DeLonge and Anthony Celestino on subsequent tours and videos. The project became known as Box Car Racer, a name inspired by the bomber Bockscar, responsible for deploying the second atomic bomb, Fat Man, on Japan during World War II. The two singles from the self-titled album were "I Feel So", and "There Is". The record also included guest singers Tim Armstrong (Rancid, Operaton Ivy, Transplants) and Jordan Pundik (New Found Glory) on "Cat Like Thief" and Mark Hoppus on "Elevator".

After Boxcar Racer, Barker was invited to work on a second side project known as Transplants. This band started with Tim Armstrong (Rancid and Operation Ivy) and Skinhead Rob dabbling with musical ideas in Armstrong's basement recording studio. Having already known Barker from Boxcar Racer, Armstrong asked him to assist in the side project. Not long after their formation, Transplants debuted their first self-titled CD on Armstrong's record label Hellcat Records. The first single of the album was "DJ DJ", followed by the wildly successful "Diamonds and Guns". Due to explicit content, the latter was banned from the airwaves. Despite this, an instrumental version of the song is featured on the Garnier Fructis commercial. After playing the Warped Tour, Transplants decided to part ways for the time being.

 

Untitled-era (2003–2004)

blink-182 visiting United States Troops in Manama, Bahrain (Aug. 25, 2003)
Blink-182 visiting United States Troops in Manama, Bahrain (Aug. 25, 2003)

After taking some time off in 2002, recording of the next record began in early 2003. A more laid back approach to song writing was taken. The result was a more mature sounding record than anything blink-182 had attempted before. The band released its fifth studio album on November 18, 2003. Described as "a self-meditation on romantic decay", the album featured the hit singles "Feeling This" (previously named "Action", as released on the game Madden 2004), "I Miss You", "Down", and the 1980s-influenced "Always". Travis Barker has confirmed that the band left the album untitled (rather than self-titled) to represent a new blink-182. It showcased a style of music deeper than anything blink-182 had done previously, but still managed to receive significant airplay on radio stations and Fuse. Critics have deemed their sound similar to that of The Police and U2, although members of the band claim they took most of their influence from The Cure, whose front man Robert Smith had appeared on "All of This". Listeners called the riffs heavier and the lyrics more profound. During late 2003, the band embarked on what came to be known as the "Dolla Bill" tour. The name stemmed from the inexpensive ticket costs for attendance. The tour was largely popular with fans as the band played more intimate venues and ticket sales were heavily controlled to prevent touting. Also, special "meet and greets" were arranged before some of the shows. The tour would also visit The SOMA in San Diego, a venue where blink-182 would go to watch and play gigs during their early years. A tour with No Doubt in the summer of 2004 was also very successful. Coming up to 3 years after its release, the successful album has sold over 5 million copies worldwide.

Indefinite Hiatus, Greatest Hits, Angels and Airwaves, Boxcar Racer, and (+44) (2005-Present)

On February 8, 2005, Blink-182 was announced to perform at the Music for Relief's Concert for South Asia, a benefit show on February 18 planned for the tsunami in Asia that had occurred late the previous year. A large amount of confusion occurred, however, when the band mysteriously pulled out of the gig. Four days later, many fans were shocked when blink-182 announced they were going on an "indefinite hiatus". Barker was the first to speak out, claiming that "We're taking a break and letting everyone be creative on their time off", adding that "We want to enjoy ourselves and regroup and write a record when it's the right time." He also said that the band members wanted to spend more time with their families. Two months later, Barker and Hoppus announced they were forming a new band, (+44), with Barker saying that "Blink, as far as I'm concerned, is over.."

The band remained relatively quiet for the next few months, but on August 29, 2005, Geffen Records announced their plans to release a career long "Greatest Hits" compilation that would be released on November 1 in the United States. One previously unreleased track was included "Another Girl Another Planet" (a cover song originally by The Only Ones, recorded as the theme song to the reality TV show Meet the Barkers), Also included was the previously issued B-side (to the "I Miss You" single) and Untitled album bonus track (Outside the United States), "Not Now" (which was used as the first single). The album immediately reached No. 6 on the Billboard 200 in the United States.

Three weeks later Delonge revealed his project, Angels and Airwaves, to the general public. He claimed it would be "the greatest rock'n'roll revolution of this generation" and "more emotional than blink-182 and Box Car Racer put together." In his reason for why blink-182 was on indefinite hiatus, Delonge suggested the mounting tension between himself and Hoppus, ultimately caused by DeLonge's desire for a break with his family and Hoppus' feelings of betrayal from the formation of Box Car Racer. He also announced his plans to create a film about the final days of blink-182 . Angels and Airwaves released their debut album We Don't Need to Whisper on May 23rd, 2006, where it debuted at number 4 on the Billboard 200. The band went on tour in the summer of 2006, with Taking Back Sunday as co-headliner.

Meanwhile, Hoppus and Barker remained under the radar; however, the first form of any new material from any of the former members of blink-182 surfaced on December 13, 2005, from (+44). The song, "No It Isn't," featured cryptic lyrics such as "Please understand, this isn't just good bye / this is I can't stand you" which many believe were directed at DeLonge. Incidentally, the song was leaked on the same day that Angels and Airwaves were slated to release their first song (and also Tom Delonge's 30th birthday), although conflicts caused the band to delay its release. The song was ultimately released on DeLonge's birthday, fueling further speculation from fans.

In August 2006, Hoppus finally broke his silence and gave his first personal interview with the press in an extensive interview for b182.com. The origins of (+44) were explained, but the real focus of the interview dealt with the state of blink-182. Hoppus said that the band was getting along at the time of their final album (as shown on "MTV video Album's Launch" about the progress of their recording), which was contrary to what Delonge had stated in earlier interviews. Around the beginning of their last European leg of the tour, blink-182 began preparation for a final U.S. tour, but later DeLonge had said he did not want to tour anymore, requesting a half year respite in order to spend time with his family. Hoppus revealed that he and Barker were initially upset, but they conceded to the break nonetheless. This led to the cancellation of the band's planned spring US tour.

Hoppus stated that he and Barker eventually formed (+44) at the end of the European leg due to the fact that they did not want to wait for Tom's six months break to be over and they still wanted to record. Subsequently, (+44) is the calling code from the United Kingdom. He also couldn't say whether there was a possibility for the former bandmates to rebuild their broken relationship. He ultimately confirmed that the song "No It Isn't" was about the hiatus of blink-182, and although he is hoping he and his former bandmate, Tom DeLonge, can set aside their differences and come together for the fans, blink-182 is unlikely to re-form any time soon.
 
 
 
Discography
 
Cheshire Cat (1994) 
 
 1. Carousel
 2. M+M
 3. Fentoozler
 4. Touch Down Boy
 5. Strings
 6. Peggy Sue
 7. Sometimes
 8. Does my breath smell?
 9.  Cacophony
10. TV
11. Toast and Bananas
12. Wasting Time
13. Romeo & Rebecca
14. Ben Wah Balls
15. Just About Done
16. Depends
 
 
Dude Ranch (1997)
 
 1. Pathetic
 2. Voyeur
 3. Dammit
 4. Boring
 5. Dick Lips
 6. Waggy
 7. Enthused
 8. Untitled
 9.  Apple Shampoo
10. Emo
11. Josie
12. New Hope
13. Degerate
14. Lemmings
15. I'm Sorry
 
 
Enema of the State (1999)
 
 1. Dumpweed
 2. Don't Leave Me
 3. Aliens Exist
 4. Going Away to College
 5. What's my Age Again?
 6. Desentary Gary
 7. Adam's Song
 8. All the Small Things
 9. The Party Song
10. Mutt
11. Wendy Clear
12. Anthem
 
Take-Off your Pants and Jacket (2001)
 
 1. Anthem Part 2
 2. Online Songs
 3. First Date
 4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
 5. Story of a Lonely Guy
 6. The Rock Show
 7. Stay Together for the Kids
 8. Roller Coaster
 9. Reckless Abandon
10. Everytime i Look for You
11. Give Me One Good Reason
12. Shut up
13. Please Take Me Home
 
Secret Tracks for Take off Your Pants and Jacket
 
Red Version:
"Time to Break up"
"Mothers Day"
 
Yellow Version:
"What Went Wrong"
"f*ck a Dog"
 
Green Version:
"Don't Tell Me That its Over"
"When you f*cked Grandpa"
 
 
Untitled Last Album
 
 1. Feeling This
 2. Obvious
 3. I Miss You
 4. Violence
 5. Stockholm Syndrome
 6. Down
 7. The Fallen Interlude
 8. Go
 9. Asthenia
10. Always
11. Easy Target
12. All of This
13. Heres Your Letter
14. I'm Lost Without You
 
 
 
Other Albums Include:
 
Buddha (1994)
 
The Enema Strikes Back (Live Album) (1999)
 
 
There was two unreleased songs
"Wrecked Him", but was then leaked on the internet.
"Man Overboard" was Originally planned to go on Enema of the State, but was unreleased and finally recorded as a secret track on The Enema Strikes Back
 
 
 
 
 


Published On: 11/2/2006
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From the Spokane Journal:

Ascension Snowboards Inc., a new snowboard manufacturer in Post Falls, hopes its products will do more than shred the slopes. It hopes they also will help it carve out a niche in the highly-competitive snowboard industry by meeting demand for custom-made snowboards that can be ordered online and delivered quickly.

The three-month old venture, which hasn’t made retail sales yet, is an attempt to capitalize on the fastest-growing sports market segment in the world, but it also provides a creative outlet for its employees to express their passion for the sport, says John L. Minor, president and CEO.

“I sit here sometimes and think, ‘I can’t believe I get paid to do this,’” Minor says. “It’s a very competitive industry, but that’s good, because then it’s more conducive to a growing market, and ultimately the consumer wins.”



Published On: 10/27/2006
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My Blog: something
By: warriorbebe2


these r sum test i took 4 wat eva reason idk my girls say that these test r just like me but idk but any way it will give an idea or 2 bout who i am and my styles and wat eva they say like and dont like by them cuz if i liked the results or didnt like them ok so ya just look at the 1s that interest u not all of them ok so here they r
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Which Sexy Are You?(like)

 

RESULT: Intellectual Sexy

 

You’ve got that smooth, mature kind of sexiness that does really well at Sudoku conventions or just about anywhere. You’ve got a bit of the Geek in you, which you stealthily use to your advantage. After all, there’s nothing sexier than being smart about what you want and going after it. You have the potential to wow ‘em with your choice words and profound insight. Just be sure to find a suitable balance between confidence and kindness. Have courage to speak your mind, but don’t forget about giving all your honeys all the love and attention they deserve. (After all, they were smart enough to go for you.)

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Love or lust?(like)

RESULT: Love

 

Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don’t cheat, and you’re respectful of their differences. And when you’re not in a relationship, you’re selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You’ve got a great thing going on, but don’t be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much).

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How Will You Die?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Peacefully In Your Sleep

 

You’re smart, healthy and you don’t get anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime. Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.”

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What's Your Flirt Style?(like)

 

RESULT: Touchy Feely

 

When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally. Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something.

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Where Will You Be In 10 Years?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Married With 8 Kids

 

You think that family’s real important – looks like you’re gonna have your hands full with a big one. Start clipping coupons for diapers! Eight kids sounds like too much to you? Two words: birth control. But don't be too quick to shun the idea of a giant-sized family. The more the merrier, we say.

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Purity Test(don’t like)

 

RESULT: A Little Dingy

 

You’re half perfect angel, half filthy beast. Which side will win out in the end? It all depends on how far we can keep you away from the next raging kegger.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 4 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 67% pure, give or take a couple kamikaze shots. That’s a D. A passing grade, yeah, but it won’t get you into Harvard, if Harvard were the type of school that accepted on the basis of how pure your soul was. Which they’re not, ‘cause that would be totally unfair. And also kind of dumb.

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What's Your Addiction?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Workaholic

 

You’re always real busy! (We’ll cut this short so we don’t take up any more of your time.) Want a break from all that hard work? Try watching the TV. No, not watching the stuff that’s on TV. Just watch the TV. You never know when it could bust out of the wall and start attacking people, and then won’t everyone be happy you were looking out for them?

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What's Your Sense of Humor?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Still Saving Up for Something Really Funny

 

Let’s put it this way: humor is a little bit beneath you. You’d rather watch C-SPAN. You’re not a very big laugher, and, okay – you have every right not to be. After all, there’s a whole lot of serious stuff out there. Athlete’s foot? Not funny at all. (Well, maybe a little funny, right?) Anyway, we respect your right not to laugh at stuff. As long as you respect our right to give you a wedgie.

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The eSPIN Personality Test (like)

RESULT: Cucumber

 

You know - as in "cool as a cucumber." Because there's no cooler vegetable than you are. You've got a great attitude going on - friendly, laid-back, open to new experiences. Anyone should want to hang out with you, and if they don't - well, that's their problem, not yours. Just let it roll off your back. We're pretty sure you do that anyway. Don't be afraid to show a little attitude every once in a while - it's cool being cool, but it's also pretty nice to get your way and influence the people around you. A little bit. We wouldn't want you to lose your cucumber-ness.

 
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 What Animal Are You?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Llama

 

A lot of people don’t realize this, but llamas are the coolest animals on the planet. They are totally laid back, they have stylish hairdo’s, and they’ve got good attitudes towards all creatures, big and small. They’re like the “awesome next door neighbors” of the animal kingdom. You’re a llama! Be happy, be proud. Then go out and spread the word that there’s nothing cooler than a llama. The world has got to know the truth.

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What's Your Kissing Style?(like)

 

RESULT: Romantic Kisser

 

Beware of your kiss – it’s been known to make people fall in love. To you, kisses are the finest expression of love. (And you love being in love.) You think that the best kisses happen when the feelings are strong and the love vibes are pumping at maximum speed. That doesn’t mean you’re a traditional kisser, though – you love to mix it up with creative kisses and keep things interesting. Kissing is an art, and when you get going you’re like Picasso.

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What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?(like)

 

RESULT: Dream Girl

 

You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have. You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)

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What's Your Secret Talent?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Flying

 

Your (secretly) mutated bird-like bone structure lets you fly the skies even if you don’t have a boarding pass. It’s true – you’re Superman (minus the superhuman strength and dorky alter ego, of course). You could jump up right now and never land. Do us a favor, though, and don’t test it out right away. In fact, better just avoid open windows altogether. Just in case there was a computer error and you got the wrong quiz result. (Cough, cough.)

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Are You Hot or Cool?(like)

 

RESULT: Hot

 

You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot. What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment. Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around!

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What's Wrong With You?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Too Friendly

 

You’re very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great. You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you’re very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You’re a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.) So where could you go wrong? Well, if you’re too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn’t trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That’s just plain gross.

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What Are Your Politics?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Lefty

 

God, you’re such an ass. (Get it? 'Cause an ass is a donkey, and a donkey is the mascot of the Democratic party? Funny, right? Whatever. Enjoy your free social services.) Democrats are great, because they're usually sympathetic to all types of people, they're generous, and they're pretty good dancers. Most of the time.



Published On: 8/21/2006
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the weather sucks, winter is still too far away, so i thought i use the time to get creative and design a new logo...
so here u are
tell me what u think of it



Published On: 8/6/2006
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My Blog: some test i took
By: ATC


these r sum test i took 4 wat eva reason idk my girls say that these test r just like me but idk but any way it will give an idea or 2 bout who i am and my styles and wat eva they say like and dont like by them cuz if i liked the results or didnt like them ok so ya just look at the 1s that interest u not all of them ok so here they r
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Which Sexy Are You?(like)

 

RESULT: Intellectual Sexy

 

You’ve got that smooth, mature kind of sexiness that does really well at Sudoku conventions or just about anywhere. You’ve got a bit of the Geek in you, which you stealthily use to your advantage. After all, there’s nothing sexier than being smart about what you want and going after it. You have the potential to wow ‘em with your choice words and profound insight. Just be sure to find a suitable balance between confidence and kindness. Have courage to speak your mind, but don’t forget about giving all your honeys all the love and attention they deserve. (After all, they were smart enough to go for you.)

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Love or lust?(like)

RESULT: Love

 

Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don’t cheat, and you’re respectful of their differences. And when you’re not in a relationship, you’re selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You’ve got a great thing going on, but don’t be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much).

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How Will You Die?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Peacefully In Your Sleep

 

You’re smart, healthy and you don’t get anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime. Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.”

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What's Your Flirt Style?(like)

 

RESULT: Touchy Feely

 

When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally. Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something.

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Where Will You Be In 10 Years?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Married With 8 Kids

 

You think that family’s real important – looks like you’re gonna have your hands full with a big one. Start clipping coupons for diapers! Eight kids sounds like too much to you? Two words: birth control. But don't be too quick to shun the idea of a giant-sized family. The more the merrier, we say.

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Purity Test(don’t like)

 

RESULT: A Little Dingy

 

You’re half perfect angel, half filthy beast. Which side will win out in the end? It all depends on how far we can keep you away from the next raging kegger.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 4 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 67% pure, give or take a couple kamikaze shots. That’s a D. A passing grade, yeah, but it won’t get you into Harvard, if Harvard were the type of school that accepted on the basis of how pure your soul was. Which they’re not, ‘cause that would be totally unfair. And also kind of dumb.

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What's Your Addiction?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Workaholic

You’re always real busy! (We’ll cut this short so we don’t take up any more of your time.) Want a break from all that hard work? Try watching the TV. No, not watching the stuff that’s on TV. Just watch the TV. You never know when it could bust out of the wall and start attacking people, and then won’t everyone be happy you were looking out for them?

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What's Your Sense of Humor?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Still Saving Up for Something Really Funny

 

Let’s put it this way: humor is a little bit beneath you. You’d rather watch C-SPAN. You’re not a very big laugher, and, okay – you have every right not to be. After all, there’s a whole lot of serious stuff out there. Athlete’s foot? Not funny at all. (Well, maybe a little funny, right?) Anyway, we respect your right not to laugh at stuff. As long as you respect our right to give you a wedgie.

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The eSPIN Personality Test (like)

RESULT: Cucumber

 

You know - as in "cool as a cucumber." Because there's no cooler vegetable than you are. You've got a great attitude going on - friendly, laid-back, open to new experiences. Anyone should want to hang out with you, and if they don't - well, that's their problem, not yours. Just let it roll off your back. We're pretty sure you do that anyway. Don't be afraid to show a little attitude every once in a while - it's cool being cool, but it's also pretty nice to get your way and influence the people around you. A little bit. We wouldn't want you to lose your cucumber-ness.

 
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 What Animal Are You?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Llama

 

A lot of people don’t realize this, but llamas are the coolest animals on the planet. They are totally laid back, they have stylish hairdo’s, and they’ve got good attitudes towards all creatures, big and small. They’re like the “awesome next door neighbors” of the animal kingdom. You’re a llama! Be happy, be proud. Then go out and spread the word that there’s nothing cooler than a llama. The world has got to know the truth.

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What's Your Kissing Style?(like)

 

RESULT: Romantic Kisser

 

Beware of your kiss – it’s been known to make people fall in love. To you, kisses are the finest expression of love. (And you love being in love.) You think that the best kisses happen when the feelings are strong and the love vibes are pumping at maximum speed. That doesn’t mean you’re a traditional kisser, though – you love to mix it up with creative kisses and keep things interesting. Kissing is an art, and when you get going you’re like Picasso.

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What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?(like)

 

RESULT: Dream Girl

 

You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have. You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)

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What's Your Secret Talent?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Flying

 

Your (secretly) mutated bird-like bone structure lets you fly the skies even if you don’t have a boarding pass. It’s true – you’re Superman (minus the superhuman strength and dorky alter ego, of course). You could jump up right now and never land. Do us a favor, though, and don’t test it out right away. In fact, better just avoid open windows altogether. Just in case there was a computer error and you got the wrong quiz result. (Cough, cough.)

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Are You Hot or Cool?(like)

 

RESULT: Hot

 

You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot. What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment. Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around!

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What's Wrong With You?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Too Friendly

 

You’re very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great. You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you’re very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You’re a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.) So where could you go wrong? Well, if you’re too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn’t trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That’s just plain gross.

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What Are Your Politics?(don’t like)

 

RESULT: Lefty

 

God, you’re such an ass. (Get it? 'Cause an ass is a donkey, and a donkey is the mascot of the Democratic party? Funny, right? Whatever. Enjoy your free social services.) Democrats are great, because they're usually sympathetic to all types of people, they're generous, and they're pretty good dancers. Most of the time.



Published On: 8/1/2006
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My Journal: oui
By: Chandizle


I passed out on the couch again! And now I can't sleep

I hate that.
I was so tired after work today
I don't understand why I'm so exhausted all the time
I think I just need a holiday
SOON!

Two more weeks and I'm in Tofino
AH
It will be such a nice change of pace
As much as I love Whistler and going back to Calgary on any holiday I just need something different
I can't wait

I just can't believe I passed out on the couch somewhere around 6:30 - 7pm. I remember watching the Simpsons and dreaming about ski diving and selling my K2 snowboard so that I could buy a Prior board
ACTUALLY
I almost want to do that
Actually non
I want a prior and Keep and K2
I might sell my Burton
I don’t know
All I know I want black snow pants
A Forrest green jacket
Matte black helmet
And ... possibly some new mitts
HA!
New mitts...

OMG is it winter yet?

I'm really torn about something
In the last two weeks I've really been enjoying work
I'm so friken busy I can barely keep up
I feel like I'm about to drop the ball... I really just feel like everything is coming down and I can't do anything about it
I'll talk to my boss about it

We just finished planning our 06-07 season.
I'm really excited because once we get all of these things committed I can put in the creative services forms and not worry about any of the creative
Smooth sailing!


There is a position in the Pique for Marketing Coordinator position for the Whistler Arts Council. (no real qualifications required)
My neighbour knows the director so I asked him to get me some info:
- Do they have health and dental benefits?
- What's the salary?
- Do they provide a ski pass (I heard they didn't because they are a non profit org)?

I'm thinking about applying
I'm just feeling guilty thinking about it
I'm kind of happy right now at RQ
I also feel like I'm going retarded. I just don't feel like I'm learning stuff that really inspires me
I love marketing, but property management marketing?
YAWN!
I don't know
Loads to learn and I'm feeling good and overwhelmed

Definitely need a good holiday
I haven't had one in a While
Then when I come back from Tofino I'm spending a week in Calgary
I'm really excited to chill with the rents and see my fams
That’s right... fams
- My family.
- Our crew will be together for the first time in 1.5 years
YAY WOOHOO!
HUGS!

OMG its 1am and I'm not tired
Maybe I should put on some Simpsons
HA!


Published On: 7/29/2006
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This week has been so busy. First, I got my cell phone back! Its such a relief. My mom has a new raxr (pink) after the 1st got knocked into water. And we had choir this entire week. This yr. was my first Childrens Universal Festival. Last year it was canceled because the Tapei Choir couldnt come. It was a lot of hard work but it was fun. i literally just got back from the concert. my dad and mom both came as usual and i was really hot. (how could you be cool with 300+ kids on 1 stage all squished together?) so im taking a shower tomorrow for sure... my friends all know about this website now. i like it alot. its cool, much better than xanga or myspace. ttmp. leave messages (except ones telling me im hot, cause i know i am) Im just kidding! Im not a makeup prep like everyone thinks i am. in my profile pic. im not wearing any makeup (except lipgloss) i looked like a raccoon th one time my friend put it on me. whats worse is i wore it to church! horrible. i felt soooo selfconscious, especially around my friends. that goes to show you should 1) resist peer-pressure and 2) be true to yourself. i love creative people. People who can think outside of the box are awesome. EX: @ school we had to make a liturgical cycle. EVERYONE did their project circular. I was the only one to make it in the shape of a square. I felt so proud of my collage cycle that I hung it up in my room behind my door. its fun to see peoples odd looks when they glance behind my bedroom door.Ill write tomorrow. Bye.
                                                               WENDY-
what emotion is this smiley face? its been bothering me cause i cant figure it out.
                       time to crash. Did i mention that I havent gone to bed before midnight for threedays in a row now? And Ive woken up early too?Exhausted...Have u ever kissed a llama?


Published On: 7/17/2006
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This is what Nick does when he is high.  He likes to rant, about the Never Ending Story.   I love Nick when he is high.

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"So we have this ordinary kid named Sabastion, he likes swimming and ordinary kid things like reciting Shakespear and the like. So they people from the imaginary "Fantasia" are in some serious shi*t, no one is reading their book and they are f*cking dying from like no creative juices. These f*ckers are like leaches they suck the creativity out of a kids head to fuel their existence, but thats besides the point, what they want is a new source and Sabastion is the perfect host so they attempt to force him into an area with the book where someone will convince him to read it because they put some like shiny thing on it to catch the kids eye because you know kids like shiny stuff so they are like "Yo wtf I want that." So they get these kids to beat the shi*t out of Baston and try to get him to go into this bookstore where the book is and they try a couple a time and f*ck up so eventually they get him in there an this creepy old f*cker is like "Yo whats up?" and sure enough Sabastion sees the book is is like "Dude I want that" and the old guy is like "Bitch this book is hardcore." So when the old f*cker leaves the room Sabations curiosity is sparked and he swipes that f*cking book. Then he takes it and starts reading it, thats step one complete. So then hes reading about this like tribal gathering of a bunch of these creepy f*ckers and one guy is like a f*cking Nighthob some hobgoblin shi*t of the night I supposed and he rides a f*cking bat. Of all f*cking things to pick to ride he chooses a mother f*cking bat,a creature he can only f*cking fly at night and relies its navigation soley on f*cking supersonic beams of sound to pick up shi*t, and they fly pretty high in those clouds what if the f*cking waves got scrambled by the clouds and that f*cker plumpted out of the sky, hes f*cking ruined that nighthobs life over just pure f*cking mistake. And you can tell this guy is extra f*cked because he comes from about behind a lo sniffing and like chewing on some shrooms so hes f*cked on coke and now he munching the shrooms like he wont be able to function properly in a couple of minutes. Then theres a guy who rides a snail some like f*cking Middle Eastern guy in a suit that rides a f*cking snail, a f*ckING snail, of all f*cking animals to choose you choose the slowest animal on earth. Oh but no hes got some pills to get this f*cker going, so he pops the snail like caffeine pills and E to get him riding. Like what kind of f*cking kid conceives this shi*t, ad guy riding a snail, pretty sure I dont dream or imagine of that lame ass shi*t, I was imagining about f*cking giant robots and cool guns and shi*t. Then they hear the forest like getting f*cking torn apart as this big rock bitch rides up, hes like destroying the f*cking environment and then he starts telling them about this "Nothing" shi*t and they are shi*tting their pants and like "Oh snap, we gotta stop this shi*t!" "I know lets go ask a f*cking Childlike Empress who is f*cking like 6 years old and still plays with f*cking dolls, lets ask her how to stop and unstoppable disaster." So f*cking buddy flies his bat and they come to this tower like f*cking 1 mile above the earth, they are like in the f*cking stratosphere how do they expect to f*cking breath, but oh no surely the kid thought of some magical breathing power. But no only would they not be able to breath do they f*cking walk up a flight of stairs? Like wtf they are like medieval theres no f*cking elevator. So Nighthob is to f*cking lazy to knock on the door an climb the stairs hes got to be a sneaky bitch and hang out the f*cking window with his bat, now his f*cking bat is like hanging out a window what the f*ck happens if he slips or falls, they are like f*cking 1 mile above the ground they are f*cked cause that bat fall asleep and shi*t. Then all the creppy people of fantasia ask this kid to stop the nothing but he cant take any weapons. Like wtf hes a warrior, thats how he accomplishes shi*t, with his weapons, you expect him to go out and fight something with no sword or bow or anything? Not to mention how the f*ck would he get food he cant hunt without a bow. And what if the f*cking nothing was a big ass dragon, then hes royaly f*cked that dragon isnt going to put up with no shi*t, he will f*cking roast his c*nt. Like they f*cking up this little kids life, and of course the black guy is like "no weapons" because his ass was probably repressed in the f*cking book to so he just wants some payback shi*t, I bet those f*cking fins in his head are to sense where watermelon f*cking grows. Then this f*cking kid sets off to stop but the nothing has its ow ally some f*cking deranged lunatic wolf, like wolf are pack animals and shi*t and pretty sure they arent ifected by insanity, and hes like some crazy demon wolf with glowing eyes like some excorcist shi*t. Now this bitch is chasing the kid and he has no f*cking weapons, Atreyu is going to have to majorly choke a bitch for the shi*t they are making him do. He like f*cking looks around and cant find the nothing so he decides to go f*cking ask a big turtle where the f*ck this shi*t is in a big bog all muddy and shi*t, and if your sad the f*cking bog would envelope you, what is this, this bog must hate emos or something like you are in such a f*cking depressing place you would be pretty sad already and what would the bog even f*cking do with you when it has you? Like wtf he finally gets to the turtle and he starts sneezing and no one can understand wtf he is saying hes like blowing snot rockets at Atreyu spreading some f*cking viral contagious turtle disease like herpes or something. Then hes walking through this bog stuff again and now hes extra sad, because his f*cking horse got sucked up, but what I dont get is why that f*cking horse was sad, all that f*cker does is eat grass and ride around like wtf is his problem, then Atreyu is all like "waah my bitch horse died." So now its his turn to get his ass sucked up by some f*cking mud then all of a sudden this luck dragon comes out and scoops this mother f*cker up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats rockbiters plan, to trip people out and get everyone hopped up and ever pulling the kid deeper into the book. Because in reality, "The Nothing" is what happens when kids dont read and watch tv and play games, their f*cking creative side starts going away and this book is also a plan to get kids away from the TVs and to flourish their creative juices so this f*cking parasite can drain more from them. Those f*cking cocksuckers."

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To Be Continued...



Published On: 7/13/2006
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My Blog: CANCER
By: ATC


MOST AMAZING KISSER.
Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed ...(Very Dominant)
Most horny.
Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative
Great Dancer
Luvs to "f*ck" with Geminis'
Random and proud of it
Great tellin stories
Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out
from my girl   

X_broken_heart_X



Published On: 7/10/2006
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