Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to... hello? i said HELLO!?! ANYBODY THERE??? oh, good. i knew SOMEONE had to be listening. well, now that ive got your attention, i'd like to welcome you to my journal. You have the rare privelige of peeking into the mind of a true genius. Or psychopath. Depends on who you ask. Anywho...
enough with the formalities. You see, today is a joyous occasion. Today is my happy day. I very rarely am able to see a happy day all the way through without 'someone' wrecking it, so-
glad 'er day was so bloody fantastic
-so to start the celebration, i will begin with a brief-
haha, we said "brief"
Ahem. you'll have to excuse the voices, they like to butt in. as i was saying i will begin with a brief review of my-
haHA! the sodding cow said it again!
Please, you'll have to excuse me for a moment...
*...low, digruntled voices are heard, then a series of odd chinking and scraping sounds, followed by silence...*
AS I WAS SAYING, we will begin with a BRIEF-
*..........sigh..........*
-review of my day. It was actually a rather-
OY, COW! LET ME OUT OF THESE SODDING CONTRAPTIONS, YA BLOODY BITCH!!! I SWEAR, IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE-
GrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *runs off screaming*
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Due to its graphic nature the remainder of this program has been terminated
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