Words of Wisdom 

Skate hard die lauphing
As one wise man said "If you loose a finger remember you still have 9 more"
I'm no fred flinstone but i will make your bed rock!
Heres to you heres to me best friends well ever be if we ever disigree f*ck you heres to me.
Todays word is legs... Spread the word.
Finish you beer there's sober kids in india.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.
Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.