ok i need advice i am currently going out with a girl and have been for about 1 1/2 months but recently my ex gf who all of a sudden stopped talking to me for whatever reason, started calling me again and wants to get back together. i dont know what to do because i have feelings for both of them and i know i cant choose both so please give me some advice on what to do.

fuck each, and take the best

Man why would you get back together with the girl that dropped you?  Fuck her stick with the girl your with now, your ex will probably just fuck you over again.

Yeah fuck that. Shes just a jealous little bitch now that you have someone else. Always want you cant have ey. So dont go with her man, that would shatter your new one cos she would feel like you were just waiting for the ex all this time.

The only other solution would be a three-some?

^^ Scrap what I said before, Stues the man with the plan. Girls dont have feelings, and if they do, they are there to be broken. Now, this is how you initiate a threesome.

 

Invite your now gf over to your place. Also invite your ex over saying that you've been thinking about what she said and would like to talk about it. DONT tell either girl that the other is coming. When ex comes, say shes just an old friend. Then say everyone looks tense and that you should head to the bedroom. Here you will start double massages, where 1 person lays on the bed and the toher 2 are on either side giving a back massage. Then you rotate around so everyone gets a go. Then on the next lap of this, when you are current gf are doing the massaging, start to kiss her. Then when its you and ex, do the same. Then when its them, tell them to continue with the trend. Next thing you know you'l be doin the no pants dance and the rest is history.

Man you should write a book about that shit.

Omg i've heard about that book!  Is it good haha?

Pretty much the best book in the world. Same guy that wrote Mötley Crüe's biography 'The Dirt' and Marolyn Mansons autobiography. You should definently read it.

ok obviously you need advice from someone who knows. one why go back out with your x gf if she dumped you she dumped you and now she wants you back? fucked up but understandable. two shes probly jelous because you have another gf and she thinks you might dump your current gf for her. take my advice its helpful unlike guys that know nothing about this. lol lol hahahaha might help you out a bit.

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Posted by atntheskater
go on a break from your now girlfriend, fuck the fuck out of the ex girlfriend and never talk to her again and then go back out wit hthe girlfriend and fuck the fuck out of her right after

 

GO ON A BREAK, A FUCKING BREAK. THEREFORE NO GIRLFRIEND. FUCK THE SHIT FUCK OUT OF YOUR EX, LIKE FUCK THE FUCK. THEN DONT TALK TO HER CAUSE SHES GONNA BE CRREEEEPIN ON YOU AFTER THAT. THEN RE HOOK UP WITH GIRLFRIEND AGAIN AND CONTINUE FUCKING HER, NOUGH SAID BEST PLAN EVER.

 

 

you get it now miranda,