Ok, this may sound far fetched, but everybody knows zombies rise from the grave every three centuries or so yadda yadda, you know the story.

Anyways, is earth overdue for the next Zombie Invasion or Virus plague?


Sure the black plague was bad, but hey, they did not turn into lifeless, walking, flesh eating undead hordes from the pits of hell.

On a serious note:

The government of most nations has some sort of disease control procedure, but most of disease outbreak are handled with masks and plastic barriers.

But when a disease that turns people into mindless cannibals finally comes, will it be time to pick up the shotgun?

Or will the government not know what to do?

And just imagine if it was airborne, haha bring out the cameras will smith!


Anyways just want your thoughts on this, and please, no insulting comments, this is meant to be mostly comedy, but slightly serious.

Remember to wear shin guards on your forearms!




[Edited by letters_to_god on 7/26/2008 at 10:26 PM]

Go swallow a knife. People like you are a waste of air. World War Z is a good novel, but nothing more than a FICTIONAL novel.

fuck you man, you obviously can't fucking take a joke,

how about you swallow a fucking cock you stupid piece of shit.

Find something else to fucking bash you asshole

Just because you think your hardcore because you spend your life in a forum, doesn't give you the right to diss me when I'm just kidding,

Your wasting your own just by replying to it, if you don't like the post, THEN FUCKING IGNORE IT.

dumbass

A joke requires a punchline. It doesn't fit under any category of humour either. I'm not going to bother trying to correct you on your false presumptions of me. However I will say that your topics suck hard.

I dont see why zombies just dont go for nachos...I mean come on

Nachos.....People

Nachos.....People


Nachos

patty are you having a bad day


and i agree. nachos win everytime

I just got back from Halifax and worked 10 hours a day on the naval ships. It wasn't bad other than I got smashed every night and slept at most 5 hours.... also this guy wants me to go down on a guy. Hands jobs and thats it. GOD

please dont be sexual with other men
then we cant be sexual together







i want to do all of oyu guys hahaha this may be the alcohol talking
but seriously i lvoe you guysw
so much
group hug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




and by group hug i mean orgy

i only made like 5 typos. i kick ass. so hard. because i am really drunk. but i typed soooo good
im going to stop before i REALLY embarrass myself ok bye

Lies you weren't drunk enough.

haahahahah i hate myself. but holy shit i DID do a good typing job. I was right!