BigAiriceboa...
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Posted on Mar 07, 2008
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zgirl1077
hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...
do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off 1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££ |-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ
zgirl1077
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Posted on Mar 12, 2008
Posted by
BigAiriceboarder
Posted by
zgirl1077
hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...
do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!
BigAiriceboa...
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Posted on Mar 13, 2008
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
BigAiriceboarder
Posted by
zgirl1077
hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...
do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!
If all else fails I'll go in with my nose.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off 1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££ |-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ
juliabepimp
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Posted on Mar 16, 2008
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Stewart_H
cute guy eh? im pretty sure he's gay... this one looks safe to talk to ladies.
ahahaahahaha. thats funny.
zgirl1077
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Posted on Mar 18, 2008
Posted by
BigAiriceboarder
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
BigAiriceboarder
Posted by
zgirl1077
hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...
do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!
If all else fails I'll go in with my nose.
why your nose... with today's technology there are so many more options... check it out... but what the hell happened to your friend Marauder... i thought we had a thing going on?!
Sexii_Lexii123
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Posted on Mar 18, 2008
Hey!
whats up?
umm u can answer back to me if u want..lol
.:Lexii:.
zgirl1077
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Posted on Mar 31, 2008
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.
But that won't stop the sexxin
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever
xMaraudeRx
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Posted on Mar 31, 2008
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.
But that won't stop the sexxin
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever
Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
Can I get a Whoop Whoop?
zgirl1077
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Posted on Mar 31, 2008
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.
But that won't stop the sexxin
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever
Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
hmmmm.... a right hand... what special things can you do with a right hand?!
Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"
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Posted on Mar 31, 2008
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
Posted by
zgirl1077
Posted by
xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.
But that won't stop the sexxin
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever
Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
hmmmm.... a right hand... what special things can you do with a right hand?!
the same things you can do with a mouth or a vagina.
dispense liquid, propel ping pong balls, spread std's..
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole. ... (if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)
sixteen_12
"Fondles self"
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Posted on Jan 11, 2009
Posted by
miranda_da_sexy_bitch
dude seriously wtf is wrong with you if you really want sex go get a chick bring her home and fuck her then kick her out when ur done there you go
What if you're roomates see? If you went hoggin the night before there is no decency in letting your roomates see her and making fun of her. I prefer throwing her clothes out the window and letter her climb out after them.
Lame is the new steeze
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