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BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Mar 07, 2008

Posted by zgirl1077

hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...

do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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zgirl1077

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Posted on Mar 12, 2008

Posted by BigAiriceboarder
Posted by zgirl1077

hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...

do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
 
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!

BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Mar 13, 2008

Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by BigAiriceboarder
Posted by zgirl1077

hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...

do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
 
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!
If all else fails I'll go in with my nose.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


juliabepimp

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Posted on Mar 16, 2008

Posted by Stewart_H
cute guy eh? im pretty sure he's gay... this one looks safe to talk to ladies.
 
 
 
ahahaahahaha. thats funny.

zgirl1077

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Posted on Mar 18, 2008

Posted by BigAiriceboarder
Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by BigAiriceboarder
Posted by zgirl1077

hey the lengthy screws better be due to a lengthy dick... or else i won't be making an abundance of noise... size does matter... but the nuts ummm not really important to the noise process... unless they hang so low they are going to smack my bottom...

do your balls hang low... do they wobble to and fro?
hmmmm size mattering.....I'll pretend you didnt say that.
 
yeah i said it... why what is your problem with that? or do i even need to ask?!
If all else fails I'll go in with my nose.
 
why your nose... with today's technology there are so many more options... check it out... but what the hell happened to your friend Marauder... i thought we had a thing going on?!

xMaraudeRx

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Posted on Mar 18, 2008

I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.


But that won't stop the sexxin
Can I get a
Whoop
Whoop?


Sexii_Lexii123

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Posted on Mar 18, 2008

Hey!
whats up?
umm u can answer back to me if u want..lol
.:Lexii:.


sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Mar 18, 2008

Heyz babiz. Wantz to show mE uR NooDz?
Lame is the new steeze


Broderick

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Posted on Mar 21, 2008

this thread has gone to hell in a handbasket....
Let's go flying....
Neither of us will fall!


peanut.buttah

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Posted on Mar 21, 2008

fuck

miranda_da_s...

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Posted on Mar 28, 2008

hell in a handbasket? haha thats funny

zgirl1077

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Posted on Mar 31, 2008

Posted by xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.


But that won't stop the sexxin
 
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever

xMaraudeRx

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Posted on Mar 31, 2008

Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.


But that won't stop the sexxin
 
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever



Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
Can I get a
Whoop
Whoop?


zgirl1077

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Posted on Mar 31, 2008

Posted by xMaraudeRx
Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.


But that won't stop the sexxin
 
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever



Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
 
hmmmm.... a right hand... what special things can you do with a right hand?!

Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Mar 31, 2008

Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by xMaraudeRx
Posted by zgirl1077
Posted by xMaraudeRx
I took a nasty biff at the slopes. Hooray for Fractured Wrist/Rib/Pelvis Combos.


But that won't stop the sexxin
 
well that is the way to be a man... don't let your injuries get in the way of sex... ever



Duuhh, I've got a right hand anyways.
 
hmmmm.... a right hand... what special things can you do with a right hand?!


the same things you can do with a mouth or a vagina.

dispense liquid, propel ping pong balls, spread std's..
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


nikkitacormier

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Posted on Apr 12, 2008

well you say you will do any thing i want how about internet sex

nikkitacormier

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Posted on Apr 12, 2008

heyy you horny

tashi

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Posted on Apr 26, 2008

whats up wit uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ma

treymolina

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Posted on Dec 03, 2008

for rile gril because i think you look hot
 

miranda_da_s...

Posts : 347
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Posted on Dec 07, 2008

dude seriously wtf is wrong with you if you really want sex go get a chick bring her home and fuck her then kick her out when ur done there you go

mestephanieme

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Posted on Dec 08, 2008

^dont do that, its rude
hello
you.


miranda_da_s...

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Posted on Dec 08, 2008

haha i know i was just sayin though it would be funny and alot of guys do that anyway

babii_aiden

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Posted on Dec 30, 2008

hey my name is aiden wats up you sound pretty good and nuaghty hit me up  smetime 423-965-8118 only if u r verizon i dont have txting to other people srry

sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Jan 11, 2009

Posted by miranda_da_sexy_bitch
dude seriously wtf is wrong with you if you really want sex go get a chick bring her home and fuck her then kick her out when ur done there you go


What if you're roomates see? If you went hoggin the night before there is no decency in letting your roomates see her and making fun of her. I prefer throwing her clothes out the window and letter her climb out after them.
Lame is the new steeze


miranda_da_s...

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Posted on Jan 11, 2009

now that is seriously fucked up

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