Words of Wisdom
-Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
- How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
-If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
-How do you throw away a garbage can?
-Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
-If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
-Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
-What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
-When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
-If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
