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cheese

what do u call cheese that itsnt urs??

nacho cheese!

By: bm6rh

7/3/2008 | 172 views

women

f*ckin women:

boob jobs, pierced nipples, liposuction, tummy tucks, tattoos,

and they wont take it up the ass cuz they say it hurt

By: roberman

6/16/2008 | 271 views

redneck murder

Why is a redneck murdwer always so hard to solve???

because theres no dental records.

By: roberman

6/16/2008 | 255 views

best

ok get up and find a mirror

then scroll down

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getting bored yet

dont worry ur almost there

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omg this is good

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now look in the mirror

n ull c the joke

its u

y the hell would u scroll down this far

f*cking idiot

By: djzcrazzi1

6/9/2008 | 222 views

blonde

how many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb?

11 to read the instructions and 1 to ask her boyfriend to do it

By: djzcrazzi1

6/9/2008 | 231 views

kosher pizza

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

By: djzcrazzi1

6/9/2008 | 239 views

Why are women so incredable?

Because they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

God.....WE ROCK!

By: Rachel101

4/19/2008 | 299 views

Disney gone DIRTY!!

Joke One

Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disney Land?

A: Cause she was found sitting on Pinocio's head screaming "Lie to me mother f*cker, LIE TO ME!"

Joke Two

Little Red Ridding Hood comes across the Big Bad Wolf in the forest and he says, "Hey Little Red lift up your shi*t so I can lick your tits." and she says, "No way mother f*cker. Eat me like the story says!"

By: Rachel101

4/19/2008 | 1018 views

so ugly 2

ur so ugly ur mamma had to tie a pork chop around ur neck just so the dog would play with u

By: tictac3000

4/19/2008 | 299 views

UR SO UGLY

your so ugly that ur mamma had to feed u with a slingshot

By: tictac3000

4/19/2008 | 734 views

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