Disney gone DIRTY!!

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Joke One

Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disney Land?

A: Cause she was found sitting on Pinocio's head screaming "Lie to me mother f*cker, LIE TO ME!"

Joke Two

Little Red Ridding Hood comes across the Big Bad Wolf in the forest and he says, "Hey Little Red lift up your shi*t so I can lick your tits." and she says, "No way mother f*cker. Eat me like the story says!"

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