Jokes

The more she drinks,
The cuter you get,
The cuter you get the more you get,
The more you get the better you feel,
So feed her beer with every meal.

Complements of Ross Mandeville snowboarder extrodinaire.

First go up to someone
ask them how to spell words or not even words they just have to end with OT
and ask them how do u spell ex:cop,dot,lop,mop,zop, and u can reapet the word
then when u r done asking them the words u say
What do u do at a green light
And i know 99% of people will say STOP
try it

A Hawaiian, a Samoan, and a Chinese were applying for work at a onstruction site. The manager looks at the Hawaiian and says, "You look pretty big, you can lift all the heavy lumber." He looks at the Samoan guy, "You look pretty big too, you can carry all the bricks, and cement."He looks at the Chinese guy, and goes, "Hmm, you're a little small, but, you can be in charge of the supplies."Later that day the manager goes to check on his new employees. The Hawaiian guy was busy carrying all the lumber, the Samoan guy was moving the bricks and cement, but he couldn't find the Chinese guy anywhere. After looking & looking, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the wall and yells, "Supplies!"

how did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?

she fell out of the tree.