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dead baby jokes

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa! how do you get it out? tostitios what is worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to ten trees! what's the difference between a pick-up full of bowling balls and a pick-up full of dead babies? you can't throw the bowling balls off the back with a pitch fork! what's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? well besides about 300hp, i don't hav the corvette in my garage! what is worse than a mailbox full of dead babies? 1 live baby trying to eat it's way out!

By: Vampboy

11/7/2007 | 352 views

chuck norris

chuck norris got arrested last night for going 70mph in a 55mph zone, cops confinsctaed his bicycle. chuck norris never has to mow his lawn he just dares the grass to grow. chuck norris can slam a revolving door. why did god rest on the 7th day? there was a walker texas ranger marathon.

By: Vampboy

11/7/2007 | 88 views

geene

a couple was out golfing well they were golfing thay hit some ones house window they were consernd so they went to go check it out wen they got there their was a man sitting out side the window im so sorry the the couple said its ok said the man because wen you hit the window you allso hit that vase and im a geene and i was locked in that vase but you let me out but since there are to of you i can give you each 1 wish and i get the 3 one they agreed to the geenes offer first the man went i want a house in every country he said done said the geene then the women said i want 1 milloin dollers a day done said the geene now wat would you like they asked the geene well said the geene i have been locked in a vase for hundreds of years so i want to take your wife to the bad room and have sex with her the couple agreed and the womman and geene went to the room about half an hour later the women and geene came out the man asked how was she preety good said the geene but can i ask you 1 questoin shure said the man then the geene asked have you allways belleived in geenes

By: evilducky

10/21/2007 | 96 views

Olive toop

Person 1:Knock knock.

Person 2:Who's there?

Person 1:Olive Toop.

Person 2:Olive Toop who?

Person 1: WELL SO DO I, BUT I DON'T GO BROADCASTING IT!

By: hawkboy90

9/15/2007 | 179 views

Bad kid music

What's the worst music to buy for kids?

Kid rock

By: hawkboy90

9/15/2007 | 91 views

Yo Momma

Yo momma like a mosquitoe i got to slap her to stop sucking

By: Mr.IceMan

6/12/2007 | 121 views

tornados

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

By: havokchik77

5/20/2007 | 199 views

prison sex

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

By: havokchik77

5/13/2007 | 237 views