About Me
I am the girl your parents warned you about. I am the heartbreaker. I am the crazed artist, the suicidal druggie, the smart-ass white trash demon seed spawned to offer you candy and coax you into my car. I am FANGZ.
I believe that I was placed in my family by Vampires who record my life as a sitcom and laugh their a**** off watching my pitiful attempts to masquerade as a normal person. I hate this town, I hate this family and I dont know why this world keeps turning, but I wish it would stop and let me off right now.
Therefore, I have devoted myself to finding one of those sick b******* and torturing them to death in front of their own camera to prove myself worthy of them so they will take me home. Then I will finally be with my own kind. I've recruited a platoon of enslaved elves to assist me, along with my alter-ego.
But in the meantime, the demons that possess me keep stealing my girlfriends, so I am single so if you're interested in a wild, intelligent, sexy, and possibly psychotic vampiress, let me know.
Junkie Love,
The Mistress
