Words of Wisdom
from now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants. - ari gold
"ya scabby bitch!" - 403 760 3300
'im too drunk to drink in the U.S' - steph on her 20th birthday.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
"you better believe you're shoving that up your ass if we get pulled over." - trish
"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard." Underwear goes inside the pants - lazy boy
