Words of Wisdom 

some come here to sit and think,others come here to sh*t and sink.i come here to scratch my balls and read the bull sh*t on the wall.

heck is where people go when they dont belive in gosh..

life is like a boner.. long and hard...

what the f*ck-ass-f*ck-of-a-bum-f*ck-sh*thole town is this...

Life is like a midget at a urinal: you always gotta be on your toes!

Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics: if you win you're still retarded.

Never pet a burning dog

You laugh because I am different, but I laugh because you all are the same.

To speak before you think is like wiping your ass before you sh*t!

man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger