Words of Wisdom
see that girl over there? everyone thinks she's hot
and after a few your thinkin' you've got a shot
well maybe you do, maybe you don't
but if you strike-out there, there hauss
and start tellin' yourself it's her loss
that's just drinkin' thinkin' liquor logic in a can
your brain cells party, and your body
believes you're superman
that's just drinkin' thinkin' and here's where the trouble starts
the more you drink the better you think you are
from this stage and these lights
I see this stuff every night
a guy in a tie will challenge a biker to a fight
or the kareoke king who gets up to sing
an oldie and hears the applause
and believes he can quit his day job
that's just drinkin' thinkin' liquor logic in a can
your brain cells party, and your body
believes you're superman
that's just drinkin' thinkin' and here's where the trouble starts
the more you drink the better you think you are
ah the bigger and badder, smarter and better lookin' you think you are
you better switch to coffee
